July 2011
2 posts
teamliquid on norway
If I may, I want to briefly give some opinions on how we as a nation have handled this thus far. Some of you may have read my post in the other thread (my reply here), and this is a bit of clarification and some more of the same. It may surprise some of you - especially if you live in the United States, where sensationalism and fear drives the news - to know that the government, the police ...
Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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March 2011
1 post
Mar 8th
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January 2011
1 post
Listenharrowfo: deriverobscurci: ...
Jan 14th
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November 2010
1 post
If you live in the U.S., please read.
coreyconstable: Read More this makes sense because the us always gets into full-scale wars if its allies are in conflict NO IT FUCKING DOESN’T DIPSHIT
Nov 29th
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October 2010
1 post
TUMBLR
ehyeah: JUST MADE AN ACCOUNT CREATED FIRST POST YOU FOLLOWED SOMEBODY SOMEBODY FOLLOWED YOU YOU READ A VERY FUNNY POST YOU READ A VERY CORNY POST FIRST ANONYMOUS HATER 2ND, 3RD, 4TH, 5TH, NEVER ENDING HATERS YOU LOST A FOLLOWER TUMBLR MAINTENANCE WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL WHEN SOMEBODY POSTED FOOD WHEN SOMEBODY SHOWS-OFF WHEN YOU SAW A NUDE PHOTO ...
Oct 27th
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May 2010
4 posts
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Formspring
www.formspring.me/officerjenny ASK ME SOMETHING OMFG FORMSPRING IS FUN
May 10th
April 2010
5 posts
vbi'10
rayangg: ! Jealous! :|
Apr 30th
Apr 16th
To State
I’ll be leaving tomorrow to Bakersfield to compete in my last state championships for debate—I’m excited and also somewhat nostalgic/sad. :( Oh well!
Apr 16th
SIR'ed
to Berkeley! Too bad I forgot my CalNetID so I don’t get to make my e-mail yet. D:
Apr 9th
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the life of chao(s).: FOR ANDREW →
The Public Forum Song To the tune of Tik Tok Wake up in the morning feeling like debatin’ Grab my cases, I’m out the door, I’m gonna get high ratin’s Before I leave, more research please so that I can attack ‘Cause when I leave for the tourny, I’ll take a trophy back I’m talking we look… Dude NO WAY you wrote this
Apr 2nd
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March 2010
5 posts
Mar 31st
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Mar 28th
Not Caught.
rayang: raychao: officerjenny: I didn’t get caught. My parents didn’t find out yet that I give people rides in my car. I’m not going to write some long-ass blog post about it, other than the fact that I’m extremely normal because I had a normal day-to-day exchange with my parents and almost all my privileges are going to remain as they are. Yay. EDIT: She didn’t find out because one of...
Mar 25th
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Not Caught.
I didn’t get caught. My parents didn’t find out yet that I give people rides in my car. I’m not going to write some long-ass blog post about it, other than the fact that I’m extremely normal because I had a normal day-to-day exchange with my parents and almost all my privileges are going to remain as they are. Yay. EDIT: She didn’t find out because one of her friends never...
Mar 24th
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1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/officerjenny
Mar 20th
February 2010
1 post
That
was a rewarding experience.
Feb 6th
January 2010
7 posts
1 tag
formspring.me
YOU STILL HAVEN’T ANSWERED YOUR DAMN QUESTIONS :( Ask me anything
Jan 28th
Yeah you like it hot and wet you dirty slut.
Jan 27th
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http://www.formspring.me/officerjenny
Ask away!
Jan 27th
I really like rainy days!
Just kidding, what the fuck? I hate them. They get you all wet.
Jan 27th
OMG FINALLY
raychao: I CAN DO THE DEBATER PEN FLIP! AND I BOUGHT AN EXPANDO TODAY AS WELL AS A DEBATE TIMER. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT NOW IN OUR PF ROUNDS AT BERKELEY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TWO EXPANDOS NOT EVEN HALF FULL, AND YOU DROPPING PENS ALL OVER THE PLACE. TIT.
Jan 17th
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Jan 3rd
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Winter To-Do-List
Nothing Oh my god someone stop me I’m on a roll
Jan 3rd
December 2009
6 posts
it's times like these when i have to constantly...
unicornofthesea: murdering my family will definitely get any possible acceptances rescinded. and would guarantee me lots of rejection letters. it’s kind of sad that that’s probably the only thing that’s keeping them alive right now. Another thing keeping them alive is the legal penalty for murder! D:
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
Dec 15th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
Ghee
Now that Glee won’t be continued until Springtime, here’s something to keep you interested! That’s right! It’s Ghee!
Dec 10th
November 2009
4 posts
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
Nov 25th
Hiatus Break
I’m on a break from my tumblr hiatus. This post is what I hope to be the first of a long string of gut-wrenchingly hilarious blogs.
Nov 16th
October 2009
1 post
What I Do When I Get A Bad Grade
Whenever I get a really bad test score, I always get handed the test, laugh halfheartedly like I just don’t care in case anyone’s watching, and stuff it in my backpack. Then I kind of take it out to take another peek and then put it back and feel bad for the rest of the period. :( This is mainly from Calc last year.
Oct 2nd
September 2009
9 posts
Who invented germs?
Dude, germs are so gay. I fucking hate these small mischievious motherfuckers. They are seriously all up in my throat, infecting me and shit. What the fuck?! Who does that? Nobody decent, you fgt germs. I bet there is like a huge germ convention held every year called GermCon or some shit where germs talk about how to be like super gay. Fuck you, germs. No one even wants to go to your GermCon...
Sep 26th
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9/23/09 Thoughts
1. I really like Shakira! 2. I feel sick. I think I have swine flu or something. :<
Sep 24th
i just remembered this from yesterday
gracecursor: Me: AHHH SHIT IM SO FUCKING STUPID AC: This is why you have low self esteem. —- Me: AAHHHJ SHIT FUCK ME MAN DAMMIT. Me:… not literally. AC: I KNOW NOT LITERALLY GOSH. You’re scary when you drive. :(
Sep 21st
Sep 17th
A Discourse on Absurdism
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DEMOGRAPHIC HOGS. FUCKING GEICO DID IT WELL WITH THE GECKO BUT THAT’S IT. YOU INTRANSIGENT LIMP DICKS I HATE YOUR COMMERCIAL DEMOGRAPHIC STUDY. YOU THINK I’M GOING TO FUCKING LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY BECAUSE SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY CHUCKLEFUCKING RETARDED HAPPENS AND THEN IT HAS NOTHIGN TO DO WITH THE ADVERTISEMENT? YOU THINK I’M AMUSED?
Sep 15th
Sep 10th
Fucking apes
thisisandrewlin: hey look at what michelle said
thisisandrewlin: just4lilklutzy (7:06:47 PM): back to fucking apes
thisisandrewlin: she was referring to her apes hw
thisisandrewlin: but really, it sounds liek she likes to fuck apes
Sep 8th
AP Stats Texts
(617, 2:30 P.M.): HESB GOOD AT DRAWONG CURVES! (617, 2:33 P.M.): WOW HE’S GOOT AT DRAWING LINES AND ZIGZAGS TOO
Sep 2nd
Partycat! :3
Sep 2nd
August 2009
5 posts
thegossipistrue
thegossipistrue: alextraordinary: who are you? and why do you think it’s so important to document the gossip at our school? is it really that important to you to know what’s happening in other people’s lives? do you think you gain some sort of power from this? also, isn’t it going to be obvious who you are when you’re nosing around in other people’s business? XOXO Alextraordinary. Dear...
Aug 31st
My trip to China Part I
On August 2, I left the United States for China. It was a trip that I would never forget! To be continued..
Aug 30th